Word Play

Have you heard? Have you heard these words so fresh? They mesh in context A vernacular conquest To string together Words that never Belong with each other Whatsoever This is word play. What did you say? Oy vey! It’s not Atin-lay  Ig-pay Which way Are you going this, hey? No comprende? Forse in Italiano Comprano…

If She Can’t Use Your Comb

There’s an old adage I heard plenty of times growing up.

If she can’t use your comb, don’t bring her home.

I haven’t the slightest clue who said that first. Some probably don’t even know what it means. However, I knew exactly what it meant. Be with someone who is from the same racial background as you.This posed a slight problem for me growing up.